The Emperor's Mom

Shark Attack, Infographic Shows the Staggering Number of Sharks Killed by Humans Every Year

Thu, 02 May 2013 08:38:59 -0400

Shark Attack, Infographic Shows the Staggering Number of Sharks Killed by Humans Every Year

"Me- You want to eat Dad’s watermelon? Ok, well Ill cut it up. Hes napping… if he gets..."

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 09:56:33 -0400

“Me- You want to eat Dad’s watermelon? Ok, well Ill cut it up. Hes napping… if he gets upset, just tell him “you snooze, you lose!”
Nero- Noooo! Dad not lose! Dad is napping… not lose!””

To me, this is an immensely comforting idea.

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 04:03:32 -0500

To me, this is an immensely comforting idea.

“I’d do anything not to be this way. I’d do anything to make it up to everyone. And to not...

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 02:01:04 -0400

“I’d do anything not to be this way. I’d do anything to make it up to everyone. And to not have to see a psychiatrist, who explains to me about being “passive aggressive.” And to not have to take the medicine he gives me, which is too expensive for my dad. And to not have to talk about bad memories with him. Or be nostalgic about bad things.”

-Perks

Should kids be paid for school?

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 03:31:21 -0400

Should kids be paid for school?

True!

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 02:52:11 -0400

True!

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Thu, 13 Sep 2012 02:50:48 -0400

Saarloos wolf hound- do want.

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 02:11:17 -0400

Saarloos wolf hound- do want.

"In a hilarious-but-utterly-soul-crushing study where they gave elderly, terminally ill patients LSD,..."

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 01:19:59 -0400

“In a hilarious-but-utterly-soul-crushing study where they gave elderly, terminally ill patients LSD, subjects reported a vast decrease in end-of-life anxiety, pain, sleep disturbances and even their fear of Death (capital D) itself. Which we suppose makes sense: Whatever you can say about the crowd at Woodstock, they weren’t a stressed-out bunch. More surprising, however, was that the doses of LSD were found to be just as effective as traditional opiates at relieving pain and anxiety … and they lasted as much as a week after their peak effects were felt.”

- Cracked

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Sat, 01 Sep 2012 04:50:42 -0400

girlgoesgrrr: #Occupy Everywhere.

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:15:25 -0500

girlgoesgrrr:

#Occupy Everywhere.

"One specialist estimates 90 percent of office thermostats do absolutely nothing. In an industry..."

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 23:40:15 -0500

“One specialist estimates 90 percent of office thermostats do absolutely nothing. In an industry newsletter poll, 51 out of 70 respondents said they’d personally installed a fake thermostat.”

1:04 in the AM

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 01:04:59 -0500

We need new housing. STAT.

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my..."

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 00:54:04 -0500

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”

- Jon Stewart (via girlgoesgrrr)

I definitely dig this.

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 03:19:53 -0500

I definitely dig this.

1:45 AM

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 01:46:29 -0500

I am accomplishing nothing at work. Damn you, social media!

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Thu, 24 Nov 2011 01:44:36 -0500